Penguin Tax: Satirical Song About Trump’s Crazy Tariffs | Folk-Punk & Comedy
Trump woke up mad, with fire in his eyes, "All nations shall pay - no lies!" China gets ninety, Britain gets forty, Penguins? Just for sport - how wry! Hey-yaaaah! Tariffs - the new trend, The whole world's trapped in the end! But those who don't trade - they're so sly, Just like Pyongyang guys! "Russia? No, we'll leave them be - Their market's dead, you see. But ships under penguin flags so fine, Shall pay my tax - that's divine!" Hey-yaaaah! Bold move - tax attack, But where's the sense, man? Come back! You taxed an empty icy land, While China laughs - so grand! Monroe Doctrine? Old school, man, The world's not what you planned! Factories won't return, iPhones will soar, And voters will roar... Hey-yaaaah! Loud cry - duty call, But global trade rules all! In 1800s - you'd be king, In 2000s - crisis sting! So let's drink to Trump and his tariff spree, To penguins paying dutifully! If USA becomes "GREAT" again, The world will just... (sink in the main)
Trump woke up mad, with fire in his eyes, "All nations shall pay - no lies!" China gets ninety, Britain gets forty, Penguins? Just for sport - how wry! Hey-yaaaah! Tariffs - the new trend, The whole world's trapped in the end! But those who don't trade - they're so sly, Just like Pyongyang guys! "Russia? No, we'll leave them be - Their market's dead, you see. But ships under penguin flags so fine, Shall pay my tax - that's divine!" Hey-yaaaah! Bold move - tax attack, But where's the sense, man? Come back! You taxed an empty icy land, While China laughs - so grand! Monroe Doctrine? Old school, man, The world's not what you planned! Factories won't return, iPhones will soar, And voters will roar... Hey-yaaaah! Loud cry - duty call, But global trade rules all! In 1800s - you'd be king, In 2000s - crisis sting! So let's drink to Trump and his tariff spree, To penguins paying dutifully! If USA becomes "GREAT" again, The world will just... (sink in the main)